Some Written

I’m working on some stuff at the moment, so I might not be able to post long forms. But I will share some snippets. Enjoy!


Pastor stares out into the congregation.

Pastor Joe: Death has a great way of ruining people’s lives. But also uniting them, in their ruin.

Guy: (whispering) What kind of priest is this?

Dad: He’s progressive.

Guy: He’s a fucking mood killer.

Freddie: He’s a priest. What were you expecting? Michael Macintyre to perform the obituary?

Guy: Fuck off.

Dad: You fuck off. It’s a fucking funeral. It’s supposed to be sad. So sit there, feel something, and stop being a prick!


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