I’m working on some stuff at the moment, so I might not be able to post long forms. But I will share some snippets. Enjoy!
Pastor stares out into the congregation.
Pastor Joe: Death has a great way of ruining people’s lives. But also uniting them, in their ruin.
Guy: (whispering) What kind of priest is this?
Dad: He’s progressive.
Guy: He’s a fucking mood killer.
Freddie: He’s a priest. What were you expecting? Michael Macintyre to perform the obituary?
Guy: Fuck off.
Dad: You fuck off. It’s a fucking funeral. It’s supposed to be sad. So sit there, feel something, and stop being a prick!